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2025 FINES

This is where we share the funniest of the funny stuff that is worthwhile being recorded. The fines that are levied fall largely into two categories:

1 – Financial – pay up buddy-boy!!

2 – Black Betty – drink up buddy-boy!!

All players are open for ridicule for anything whatsoever and broadly speaking, can be, at the Fine Master’s discretion (or popular vote), fined for anything!! If you do anything that is particularly funny you are fined. If you 4-putt you are fined. If you throw your club, nearly hit a fellow club member with a ball (attempted murder), show up late, don’t show at all, don’t pass the ladies’ tee with your drive – I think you get the picture – you are fined. Basically, if you do anything other than play regulation golf in this club you’ll be up for some sort of fine – and you must love it (or bitch about it and be fined)!!

For those of you who receive a fine that is not pecuniary, you will be intimately (orally) introduced to Candy and Brittany on the end of year trip to Kooralbyn – some of you many, many times!! 🙂  Full Strength beer only (errrr El Presidente!!  😂)